Z

Zagnut. Zuccini. Zinfandel. Ziti. Zest. Zeal.
Zany. Zap. Zing. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

Zombie. Zygote. Zit. Zither. Zaire. Zoo.

Zebra. Zodiac. Zone. Zaftig. Zig. Zag.

Zenith. Zeta. Zipper. Zirconium. Zodiac. Zoom.

Zounds!

Y

Years fly; days drag; life's short!

X

X-rated language is boring. Get creative!

W

When will this all be over?

V

Very many things make me laugh.

U

Us together, united, as one, unified.

Also:
United we stand; divided we fall.

T

Trust, but verify. Think, but emote.

S

Saturday. Best day of the week.

R

Reading: my favorite leisure any day.

Q

Quit bitchin' about your pain, Jane!

P

Pain.

More pain. Still more pain.

My Pain Scale

O

One more day for You, Lord.

N

Now.
Wait – NOW.
No, really, NOW!!!

M

Mosquitoes prefer sweet people. Me, too!

L

Laziness is a prelude to poverty.

(In homage to Benjamin Franklin)

K

"Know thyself." I wish I did.

J

Jokes every day keep doctors away.

(...I wish...)

I

I think
therefore
I am
thinking...

H

Hallelujah!
Resurrection Day.
Tomb is Empty.

G

Gaze at the sky every day.

F

Fat. Fatter. Fatterer. Fattest. Thinner? Hopefully...

E

Easter Eggs.
Baskets.
Bunnies.
Chocolate.
Jesus?

D

Dowdy housewife outside.
Fabulous Diva inside.

C

Collected.

Oops, thrown away.

Never missed.

B

Be still.
Know He is God.

A

All drama, all the time. Ugh.